Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
You hold his trunk closed until he turns blue - then
you shoot him with a blue
elephant gun.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4
each afternoon?
Because that's when the elephants jump out of the
trees.
How did the elephant hide on the pool table?
He was wearing a green hat.
How can you tell if an elephant is hiding in your bathtub?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a
herd of stampeding
elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Why did they throw the elephants out of the public swimming
pool?
Because they couldn't hold up their trunks.
What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Why did the elephant cross the road? 
It was the chicken's day off.